State Trooper Pulls Over 5 Old Ladies
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A State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22
MPH.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as
dangerous as a speeder!”
He tums on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five
old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the
. a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
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He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a
speeder!”
He tums on his lights and pulls the driver over.
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Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in
the front seat and three in the back — looking absolutely terrified,
eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The lady driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t
understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems
to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you
should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also
be a danger to other drivers.”
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“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked
“No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… 22 miles an
hour!” the old woman says proudly.
The Trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was
the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for
pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in
the car 0K? These women seem awfully shaken and they
haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer
asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route
119.”
A guy walked into a bar with a monkey.
The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped
onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow
swallowed it whole.
The bartender looked at the guy and said, “Did you see what your
monkey just did?”
“No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table — whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats
everything in sight, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”
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A State Trooper sees a car
puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, “This driver
is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the
driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices
that there are five old ladies — two
in the front seat and three in the
back – looking absolutely terrified,
eyes wide and white as ghosts.
