In Tina Fey’s book “Bossypants,” she recalls the moment in the “Saturday Night Live” writers’ room when Jimmy Fallon jokingly told Amy Poehler he “[didn’t] like” a bit she was doing because, as he said at the time, “It’s not cute.”
Amy famously replied,
I don’t f*cking care if you like it.
Let us apply this sentiment to the following list of turnoffs shared by a bunch of random men online.
Redditor SpooninAndSplooging (priorities, am I right?) asked male users,
What is something women think makes them more attractive to men while men think it makes them less attractive?
As expected, the list is… extensive. Please save all eye rolls until the end of the presentation.
Too much tanning
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An abundance of confidence
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The classic over-50 look
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A Kylie-approved pout
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Implants of any kind
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All short haircuts
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High-pitched voices
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Excessive eye hair
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High heels or a legitimate disability
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Heavy makeup
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Yeah, well, guess what neckbeards? We don’t f*cking care if you like it.
Citations: We Didn’t Come to Saturday Night Live To Be Cute (Slate)
